cloudflare (aka cuckflare, fuckflare, shitflare, cf and so on) is the fucking bane of my whole existence, the fucking shitheap of the internet.

these fuckers think they are some kind of fucking gods, sitting up there in their ivory towers, thinking they can control the entire goddamn internet. well, newsflash, assholes: you're about as useful as a glass hammer. you're just a bunch of overpaid, underachieving, white-collar nigger fucks who can't even get their own shit together.

these cloudflare fucks are about as reliable as a plastic teapot. every time you think you're secure, these morons come along and shit all over your digital life. they're the reason the internet is a fucking dumpster fire.

and matthew prince, their ceo? that fucking weasel is about as trustworthy as a woman driving. he's all smiles and bullshit, talking about how great cloudflare is, but when the shit hits the fan, he's nowhere to be found. that fucking liar has a teflon coat on, and nothing sticks to him. it's enough to make you want to rip his fucking head off.

recently, they've been fucking up my entire life blocking all the fucking websites i visit. i am so fucking tired of these faggots acting like internet is theirs. suck my cock cuckflare. [laliga accusing cf of protecting cp websites](https://www.laliga.com/en-GB/news/official-statement-in-relation-to-the-blocking-of-ips-during-the-recent-ea-sports-laliga-matchdays-linked-to-illegal-cloudflare-practices) (lmao fuckers).

these fucking assholes at cloudflare think they can just block whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want. they're like the fucking gestapo of the internet, knocking down doors and ruining people's days because they can. and for what? so their ceo can sit there, fat and happy, counting his fucking money while the rest of us suffer.

i mean, seriously, who the fuck do they think they are? blocking websites willy-nilly, ruining people's days, and acting like they're doing us a favor. and don't even get me started on their so-called "security." it's about as reliable as a plastic teapot. one minute you think you're safe, the next minute you're getting your digital ass kicked.

they're a fucking dumpster fire, and they deserve every bit of the shit they get. keep fighting the good fight, and don't let those assholes get you down. maybe one day they'll realize they're just a bunch of overpaid, underachieving white-collar fucks and get their shit together. but i wouldn't hold my breath.

todo: this post got wiped and somehow i didn't have a backup.